Friday, May 29, 2009

¡¡¡¡¡¡WARNING ROBBERS!!!!!!
WATCH YOUR BACKS EVERYBODY ROBBERS HAVE BEEN FOUND IN THE CLAREVIEW AREA OF EDMONTON!!!! THEY HAVE STARTED STEALING HOTELS AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING. HAVE YOU SEEN OUR HOTEL????


SITUATED IN THE HEART OF 137TH AVENUE THIS HOTEL OFFERED RELIEF TO WEARY TRAVELLERS FROM SUPERSTORE TO THE WYNDHAM CROSSING APARTMENT COMPLEX. SIT DOWN, RELAX, HAVE A BEER, ENJOY THE SPOILS OF WAR! LIFE IS TOUGH! SLOW DOWN A BIT!





UNFORTUNATELY IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE THE CITIZENS MORE UNCOMFORTABLE THAN EVER ROBBERS HAVE THWARTED OUR ATTEMPTS AT MAKING A RESPECTABLE REST STOP. AS OF MAY 29TH 2009 YOU CAN NO LONGER ENJOY HOTEL 137. BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN ROBBED FROM US. PLEASE HELP US FIND THE ROBBERS AND HELP US BRING THEM TO JUSTICE!!!

SAVE HOTEL 137! FUCK THE ROBBERS!!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wow. Last post was pretty good huh. Animation AND music, huh kids? Bazonks!

Well, I am following now with my humble drawings for your viewing pleasure on this here blog so please enjoy:












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Wednesday, May 27, 2009



video

chili powder for my mexican burrito
pasta sauce that goes with italian chorizo
sausage, cottage cheese and toast, roasted
chicken add flour to the gravy
to thicken

picken corn on the cob to serve with mashed potatoes
boiling water on the stove while listening to radios
cheerios, burgers at moes, eating bovine with no clothes on,
asken deepak to toast you a papadum

feta, putten it on your pizza, you bettah!
moussaka, lock and load, apple pie ala mode
japanese cookbooks, gotta break the code
don't like sushi? you bettah HIT THE ROAD

JACK and don't come BACK for seconds
got rice on my mind and the soy sauce beckons
sea weed rice and sake, i'll reckon
is a flavah worth betten on
taste buds keep trecken on

creature in the sun

video
existential dramatic comedy creature flick

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

share wear

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Monday, May 25, 2009

a love letter

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

smokes will give you cancer kill those dreams of bein a dancer
now i'll never pilot that lunar lander cause i been on a ten day bender -can't even send her a letter cause the dope got the better of me
treading poorly on sacred ground spiritual journeys just lying around
on pieces of paper, an easy way to meet your maker
drugs in salt shakers, take enough the trip will be a knuckle breaker

spill

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Animated Devon's robot. =D

Saturday, May 23, 2009


I WON THE GAME!


tv buzzes
neurons love it
crushed beneath
won't rise above it

hypontized brightly unsightly ghouls
penny a picture, salesmen's bowels
born again pencil and pen
they say it's a sin
when men fuck men

Friday, May 22, 2009

baby pass the Spike All Purpose All Natural Seasoning
what i say in this mic is all for this natural reasoning
to bring a bland meal to life in the absence of a wife
hairy hands lack the love to guide flavour through the knife
mashed potatoes without garlic and my bread has gone cold
no tomatoes in my fridge cause they go bad after they're sold
boiled gray mush will do, thank you
pass the Spike baby before this turns blue

is it treason to a season to ignore its timely fruit?
should i be locked away today because i aint got the loot
to stand out from the crowd and shout aloud that i'm gourmet?
i'm just a simple man simple things will toot my flute
all alone without taste in a world that sells flavour
i gotta learn to baste if i want food to savour
it's too much for me so i'll just ask you a favour
pass the Spike baby; you're a life saver

i don't want a car to drive to the market
i'll never pave my way away from this tar pit
i'm stuck here today, but the future aint far kid
when we'll all be stuck this way, and the taste will be charred shit
trading silk for milk so you can feed your babies
fending off the ilk that want to spread their rabies
i'm sitting in my pit eating Spike with hay tea
so baby pass my mic cause i got a strike to lay here

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DISGUSTING WEDNESNIGHT DAY ROCKFISH RECIPE:

1 - PILE OF ROCKFISH
15 - COARSELY CHOPPED HUNKS OF VAMPIRE
1/2 PLANET - ZESTED
1 PINCH OF HATE - SLICED
SLAT
HERBS OF FURY
DUBBA
HELLFIRE

PUT VAMPIRES ON TIN FOIL

CEREMONIOUSLY TAP DANCE ON TOP OF THIS

NEXT YOU MUST SLOPPILY SLOP YOUR PILE OF ROCKFISH ON THIS

COVER DUBBA with HATE
COVER SLAT WITH DUBBA
PUT THINLY SLICED SLAT (SALTY!!!) ON TOP OF THE DUBBA/SLAT/VAMPIRE PILE

SEAL YOUR TIN FOILED CURSE

THROW IN FIRE

3* f

2-3 SECONDS (YOU WANT THE INSIDE TO LOOK GOOEY)


HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ka ping ping rainbow sing ding a ling dong wut's up wong you got a song it ain't wrong to throw along to the throngs of music, just lose yo shit n do it up buttercup whippersnapper ice cream clapper mad hatter penny rafter used to go to my school pit pat spit spat ker splat black n tan my moon my man we're all a fan\\\ Blogger logger log on jogger disc jockey phat honkey running tall hit the wall wut's up mon my avatar's small see a man a bout a horse in the john y'all YEE HAW.

The other day I shook hands with Tupac's ghost.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009


DELICIOUS WEDNESDAY NIGHT SALMON RECIPE:

1 - HUNK OF FISH
15 - COARSELY CHOPPED CLOVES OF VAMPIRE REPELLENT
1/2 ORANGE - ZESTED
1/2 LEMON - SLICED
SALT
HERBS OF CHOICE
BUTTAH
OVEN

PUT VAMPIRE REPELLANT ON TIN FOIL

ZEST ORANGE RIND ON TOP OF THIS

NEXT YOU MUST CAREFULLY BALANCE YOUR HUNK OF FISH ON THIS

COVER HUNK OF FISH WITH BUTTAH
COVER BUTTAH WITH SALT
PUT THINLY SLICED LEMON (SOUR!!!) ON TOP OF THE SALT

SEAL YOUR TIN FOIL PRESENT

PLACE IN FURNACE

350* f

20-30 MINUTES (YOU DON'T WANT THE INSIDE TO LOOK GOOEY)


ENJOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

the art gallery of alberta crumbling in fear of its monolithic neighbour. they say it will completely collapse by january 2010.

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this is a photo taken under a bridge. i cracked a battery open over the negative, and folded it in half.

Sunday, May 17, 2009



THE REIGN OF THE ATOMIC GODS

it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods
new york milan and paris covered in poisonous fog
it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods

Terrorists grab a nuke time to puke
from all the radiation sickness
mutating humanity's physical fitness
cancerous brew a nuclear stew
in the ocean, setting our fate in motion

monsters growen down there
some with scales
some with hair
some are ugly some - are natural players

Godzilla aint got nothen on this business
everyone screamen whodafuck did this

atom's collide rewiring genetics
people losen limbs
requiren prosthetics
it's the reign of the atomic gods
fate so epic it inspires monologues
worthy of shakespeare, let's get baked here

to ride out the apocalypse
the end is comen newspapers putten stock in this
atomic gods are comen there's no stoppen it
the bastards are here to eat ya beat ya feed on ya
sleep on ya bones, what can ya do but get stoned

you wanna make a call on your cell phone
but ya getten boned by the touch-tone
satelites down can't call for help
before the sea god pulls you down to your grave in the kelp

davy jones locker better look prim and proper
cause you're meetin your maker down in hell's half acre, show stopper
thousand foot monster saunters down main street
nuclear winter green clouds and glowing sleet

it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods
new york milan and paris covered in poisonous fog
it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods

welcome to the nuclear desert
atomic disaster instigated reversion
to a previous version of planet earth
we make our homes by diggen holes down in the dirt

growth spurt humanity couldn't keep up with
nations of the world totally busted
apart, treated nature poorly cause we didn't have a heart
to save the whales or the dolphins
now we worship gold coffins

ancestors with techno wizardry
in the future superstition is our penalty
begging the atomic gods to set us free
sacrificing children to restore humanity

the cult of the atomic gods is a world-wide phenomenah
chart position goin up like hyperactive bottle-rocket
future written down on loose-leafe folded in my pocket
so kids in future can try and stop-it

it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods
new york milan and paris covered in poisonous fog
it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods

it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods
new york milan and paris covered in poisonous fog
it's the reign of the atomic gods
it's the reign of the atomic gods







Thursday, May 14, 2009


Horrible Horace

Horrible Horace's
horse, in horror, was whored
To Horace's hoarse orphan, Oracle Orace.

Oracle Orace had no need for a Whored Horse
so returned was the horrified Horse back to Horace

Horrible Horace was horrified
and he hoarsely wheezed, took a breath and then sneezed

In the end, Horrible Horace lived with his Horse
and adopted the hoarse orphan named Oracle Orace