Monday, June 29, 2009

pissing in public in vancouver

hello gentleman, i know a few of you have enjoyed the rush of public urination. it feels great, doesn't it???? well, i'm here to tell you about pissing in public .... in vancouver

you will need to compromise on an "ideal pissing location" as even in industrial areas, everything is well lit and surrounded by cameras. i had that frustration this evening. however, i found a construction pit and pissed there. it was grand.

dumpsters, an oft used obstruction are pretty cool. lots well lit, but the unlit ones have hobos. so many hobos in vancouver you have to be careful or they might grab yo dick!

previously this week i was frustrated, lights everywhere, no good options. given that i had the compulsion (every man knows the feeling) to mark my territory i figure, hey, if i'm already lowering my standards for "optimal urban pissing location" by pissing in a well lit alley, may as well piss in a well lit car dealership. on a FORD TRUCK.

Compared to edmonton where pissing seemed like an obvious response to environment, pissing in vancouver is entirely unique. There's an exhiliration, a thrill to pissing behind a million dollar home in an overpriced residential area, to wondering "will i find any privacy before i can't hold it in any longer???" , to "whoops the cambie st. bridge is directly above cop car city."

visit me, july 4th and onwards, we'll piss together with pride.

3 Comments:

Blogger Maurice said...

i've pissed all over that city. i used to go pissing there as a young teenager exploring the acceptabilities of public urination. little enclaves right on the side of the street? they smell like piss anyway!

June 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM  
Blogger d.j.z. said...

little enclaves........................................................... you piss on your own children?????

July 1, 2009 at 12:45 AM  
Blogger Maurice said...

man they smell like piss already!

July 1, 2009 at 7:42 AM  

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