Friday, May 29, 2009

¡¡¡¡¡¡WARNING ROBBERS!!!!!!
WATCH YOUR BACKS EVERYBODY ROBBERS HAVE BEEN FOUND IN THE CLAREVIEW AREA OF EDMONTON!!!! THEY HAVE STARTED STEALING HOTELS AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING. HAVE YOU SEEN OUR HOTEL????


SITUATED IN THE HEART OF 137TH AVENUE THIS HOTEL OFFERED RELIEF TO WEARY TRAVELLERS FROM SUPERSTORE TO THE WYNDHAM CROSSING APARTMENT COMPLEX. SIT DOWN, RELAX, HAVE A BEER, ENJOY THE SPOILS OF WAR! LIFE IS TOUGH! SLOW DOWN A BIT!





UNFORTUNATELY IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE THE CITIZENS MORE UNCOMFORTABLE THAN EVER ROBBERS HAVE THWARTED OUR ATTEMPTS AT MAKING A RESPECTABLE REST STOP. AS OF MAY 29TH 2009 YOU CAN NO LONGER ENJOY HOTEL 137. BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN ROBBED FROM US. PLEASE HELP US FIND THE ROBBERS AND HELP US BRING THEM TO JUSTICE!!!

SAVE HOTEL 137! FUCK THE ROBBERS!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Maurice said...

UPDATE! BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN! THE ROBBERS WERE HIRED TO DO IT. THE LORDS AND BARONS OF THE CLAREVIEW AREA HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WALK AROUND. THEY ARE GENERAL MOTORS STOCK HOLDERS. THEY WILL DO ANYTHING THEY CAN TO DECREASE WALKING AND INCREASE DRIVING. THEIR EFFORTS HAVE INCREASED VEHICULAR TRAFFIC AT A STEADY RATE FOR A SERIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME. IT'S HARDER TO JAY WALK EVERY OTHER DAY! WALK TALL CLAREVIEW! PULL TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW YOUR CAR LOVING BOSSES! THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT HOTELS AND ROBBERS; THIS IS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE!

May 30, 2009 at 8:34 AM  
Blogger d-rail said...

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May 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM  
Blogger Sonja said...

You boys all look so handsome! Hotel 137 make you look so gooooood!

May 30, 2009 at 10:57 PM  

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